概括：这道题是范至缕同学的课后英语练习题，主要是关于三人相声剧本，指导老师为程老师。

题目：三人相声剧本

解：

赵本山：带钱了,三万,带包没有啊

we have money ,thirty thousand yuan.don't you take the purse?

毛毛：我落在炕上了

I left it on the brick bed.

赵本山：给你办事,还落在炕上了

I do business to you,but you left it?

毛毛：兜里才70多元

I only have seventy yuan.

赵本山：我还有400

Here is 400 yuan.

毛毛：也不够啊

it's not enough.

赵本山：够不够都可以的

it doesn't matter.

赵本山：服务员

waiterss !

小沈阳：你管谁叫姑娘,我是纯爷们

girl?I'm a real man.

赵本山：怎么穿裙子

why do you wear a skirt?

小沈阳：也不是裙子,这是七分裤,这有腿的,着急穿错了,

it's not,this is a seventh trousers..Sorry,I wear wrong in a hurry .may I take your order?

赵本山：

yes.

赵本山：你们这个酒店,如果要吃一顿饭,要多少钱.最贵的要点上要吃多少钱

I want to know how much it cost to have a meal,including the most expensive dishes.

小沈阳：要一、二万元

about ten or twenty thousand yuan.

赵本山：是否有这样的情况,今天吃饭明天来结帐

can I have meals today but pay tomorrow?

小沈阳：打白条

owe the money?

赵本山：不是打白条,给你小费

no,I have money,don't shorts of money.Give you tips.so many tips I have money.

小沈阳：大爷,你太帅了

uncle,I LOVE YOU .

赵本山：客人来了,我点菜的时候你要给我兜着,我要点贵菜

When The guest comes,you should help me when I am ordering dishes.If I want to order a dear dish……

小沈阳：我就说没有

I say not have?

赵本山：你太明白了

you are so clever.

毛毛：爷爷,我饿了

grandpa,I'm hungry

赵本山：给我来碗面条

take me a bowl of noodles.

小沈阳：78元一碗

78 yuan.

毛毛 :do you have the cheaper?

小沈阳:this is the cheapest,

赵本山:ok ,please

小沈阳:here is the noodle

毛毛：爷爷有一点咸了,

it's a bit salty.I want to drink coffee

赵本山：给她搞一碗白开水,

give her some water.we first try to act to order the dish

小沈阳：ok

赵本山：澳洲鲍鱼四只

Four Ausrialia’s abalones.

小沈阳：对不起没有.

Sorry ,we haven’t the dish.

毛毛:I like Ausrialia ‘s lobster.

赵本山：澳洲龙虾 Ausrialia ‘s lobster.

小沈阳：没有那么大的 We haven’t such a big one .

赵本山：有多大的.

H ow much do you have?

小沈阳：只有一斤的.

about one kilo

赵本山：这个太小了,糖醋排骨

This is too small .sweet and sour spareribs

毛毛:oh it’s great.i like

小沈阳：no have spareribs

赵本山：有还是没有啊

have or not?

小沈阳：没有的.no.

赵本山：来民间的,孩子,来一个小野鸡炖蘑菇

let's take some local dishes,boy,small pheasant stews the mushroom

小沈阳：没有

not have

赵本山：这个可以有

this can have

小沈阳：这个真没有

really not

赵本山：把带来的拿过来

take it mao：

把这个炖了,点一个笨鸡蛋

stew it,take a heavy egg

小沈阳：没有

not have

赵本山：我有

I have

小沈阳：有没有,你心里没有数吗,

aren't you clear whether we have?.

赵本山:I ordered abalones and lobster,you don't have.

举一反三

例1： 【求英语小品3人的要搞笑的时间紧急````快啊】

思路提示：

The One With the Breast Milk

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Originally written by Adam Chase and Ira Ungerleider

Transcribed by Mindy Mattingly Phillips

With Minor Adjustments by: Eric Aasen

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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang.]

MONICA: (entering from her bedroom carrying a present) Ok, these were unbelievably expensive, and I know he's gonna grow out of them in like, 20 minutes, but I couldn't resist. (There a little pair of Nike shoes.)

PHOEBE: Oh, look at these! Hey, Ben. Just do it. (Ben starts to cry) Oh my god, oh, ok, was that too much pressure for him?

SUSAN: Oh, is he hungry already?

CAROL: I guess so. (Carol starts to breast feed Ben.)

CHANDLER: You know, it's... (sees the feeding taking place next to him) something funny about sneakers. I'll be right back. (Goes into the kitchen)

JOEY: (joins him) I gotta get one, too.

ROSS: (following them into the kitchen) What are you guys doing?

CHANDLER: We're just hanging out by the spoons. Ladle?

ROSS: Look, would you guys grow up? That is the most natural beautiful thing in the world.

JOEY: Yeah, we know, but there's a baby suckin' on it.

ROSS: This is my son having lunch, ok? It's gonna happen a lot, so you'd better get used to it. Now if you have any problem with it, if you're uncomfortable, just ask questions. Carol's fine with it, now come on.

(They go back into the living room)

CHANDLER: Carol, Carol? I was just wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breast-feeding?

CAROL: Sure.

JOEY: Uh, does it hurt?

CAROL: It did at first, but not anymore.

JOEY: Chandler?

CHANDLER: So, uh, how often can you do it?

CAROL: As much as he needs.

JOEY: Ok, I got one, I got one. If he blows into one, does the other one get bigger?

OPENING TITLES

[Scene: Central Perk, the gang is all there.]

JULIE: Rachel, do you have any muffins left?

RACHEL: Yeah, I forget which ones.

JULIE: Oh, you're busy, that's ok, I'll get it. Anybody else want one?

ALL: No thanks.

JULIE: Oh, you're losin' your apron here, let me get it. There you go. (Ties it back up for her)

RACHEL: (to Julie) Thank you. (under her breath to Chandler) What a bitch.

JULIE: Oh, listen you guys. I have this friend at Bloomingdales who's quitting tomorrow and he wants to abuse his discount. So, anyone want to come with me and take advantage of it?

PHOEBE: I can't, I have to take my grandmother to the vet.

MONICA: Ok, um, I'll go with you.

JULIE: Great.

ROSS: (enters) Hi, honey.

CHANDLER: Hey, sweetums.

ROSS: Hello to the rest.

ALL: Hi!

JOEY: Monica what're you doin'? You can't go shopping with her? What about Rachel?

MONICA: It's gonna be a problem, isn't it?

CHANDLER: Come on, you're going to Bloomingdales with Julie? That's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship.

MONICA: But I'm--

PHOEBE: Monica, she will kill you. She will kill you like a dog in the street.

ROSS: So, uh, Jules tells me you guys are going shopping tomorrow?

MONICA: Yeah, uh, it's actually not that big a deal.

ROSS: It's a big deal to me. This is great, Monica. I really appreciate this.

MONICA: You're welcome.

PHOEBE: Woof, woof.

[Scene: A Department Store, Joey is selling men's cologne.]

JOEY: Bijan for men? Bijan for men? Bijan for men? Hey Annabelle.

ANNABELLE: Hey, Joey. So did you hear about the new guy?

JOEY: Who?

ANNABELLE: Nobody knows his name. Me and the girls just call him the Hombre man.

JOEY: What's he doin' in my section?

ANNABELLE: I guess he doesn't know.

JOEY: Well, he's gonna. I'll see you a little later, ok? Hey, how ya doin'?

TODD: Mornin'.

JOEY: Listen, I know you're new, but it's kinda understood that everything from Young Men's to the escalator is my territory.

TODD: Your territory, huh?

JOEY: Yeah. Bijan for men?

GUY: No thanks.

TODD: Hombre?

GUY: Yeah. All right.

TODD: You were saying?

[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Monica enters.]

MONICA: Phoebe, listen. You were with me, and we were shopping all day.

PHOEBE: What?

MONICA: We were shopping, and we had lunch.

PHOEBE: Oh, all right. What did I have?

MONICA: You had a salad.

PHOEBE: Oh, no wonder I don't feel full.

RACHEL: (entering) Hey, guys, what's up.

PHOEBE: I went shopping with Monica all day, and I had a salad.

RACHEL: Good, Pheebs. What'd you buy?

PHOEBE: Um, we went shopping for um, for, fur.

RACHEL: You went shopping for fur?

PHOEBE: Yes, and then I realized I'm against that, and uh, so then we bought some, (sees Monica pointing at her chest) uh, boobs.

RACHEL: You bought boobs?

PHOEBE: (Monica is yanking on her bra strap) Bras! We bought bras! We bought bras.

[Scene: The Department Store, Joey is trying to sell some cologne.]

JOEY: Bijan for men? Hey, Annabelle, Uh, listen, I was wondering if maybe after work you and I could go maybe grab a cup of coffee.

ANNABELLE: Oh, actually I sorta have plans.

TODD: Ready, Annabelle?

ANNABELLE: You bet. Maybe some other time?

JOEY: Hey, it's not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne. Bijan for men?

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Carol is dropping Ben off for Ross to watch.]

CAROL: Ok, and this is Funny Clown. Funny Clown is only for after his naps, not before his naps or he won't sleep.

ROSS: Carol, we've been through this before, ok? We have a good time. We laugh, we play. It's like we're father and son.

SUSAN: Honey, relax. Ross is great with him. Don't look so surprised. I'm a lovely person.

RACHEL: Oh, this is so cute.

SUSAN: Oh, I got that for him.

ROSS: My mommies love me. That's clever.

MONICA: Hello? Oh, Hi, Ju-- Hi, Jew! Uh huh? Uh huh? Ok. Um, sure, that'd be great. See ya then. Bye.

RACHEL: Did you just say Hi, Jew?

MONICA: Yes. Uh, yes, I did. That was my friend, Eddie Moskowitz. Yeah, he likes it. Reaffirms his faith.

PHOEBE: Ben, dinner!

ROSS: Thanks Aunt Pheebs. Hey, you didn't microwave that, did you, because it's breast milk, and you're not supposed to do that.

PHOEBE: Duh, I think I know how to heat breast milk. Ok.

CHANDLER: What did you just do?

PHOEBE: I licked my arm, what?

ROSS: It's breast milk.

PHOEBE: So?

RACHEL: Phoebe, that is juice, squeezed from a person.

JOEY: What is the big deal?

CHANDLER: What did you just do?

ROSS: Ok, would people stop drinking the breast milk?

PHOEBE: You won't even taste it?

ROSS: No!

PHOEBE: Not even if you just pretend that it's milk?

ROSS: Not even if Carol's breast had a picture of a missing child on it.

MONICA: Hey, where is everybody?

RACHEL: They took Ben to the park. Where've you been?

MONICA: Just out. Had some lunch, just me, little quality time with me. Thanks for your jacket.

RACHEL: Oh, no problem. You can borrow it, by the way. Here are your keys, hon. Mon, if uh you were at lunch alone, how come it cost you uh 53 dollars?

MONICA: You know what probably happened? Someone musta stolen my credit card.

RACHEL: And sorta just put the receipt back in your pocket

MONICA: That is an excellent excellent question. That is excellent.

RACHEL: Monica, what is with you? Who'd you have lunch with?

MONICA: Judy.

RACHEL: Who?

MONICA: Julie.

RACHEL: What?

MONICA: Jody.

RACHEL: You were with Julie?

MONICA: Look, when it started I was just trying to be nice to her because she was my brother's girlfriend. And then, one thing led to another and, before I knew it, we were...shopping.

RACHEL: Oh. Oh my god.

MONICA: Honey, wait. We only did it once. It didn't mean anything to me.

RACHEL: Yeah, right.

MONICA: Really, Rachel, I was thinking of you the whole time. Look, I'm sorry, all right. I never meant for you to find out.

RACHEL: Oh, please, you wanted to get caught.

MONICA: That is not true!

RACHEL: Oh, so you just sort of happened to leave it in here?

MONICA: Did it ever occur to you that I might just be that stupid?

RACHEL: Ok, Monica. I just have to know one thing. Did you go with her to Bloomingdales? Oh! Ok, ok, ok, I just really, uh, I just really need to not be with you right now.

MONICA: Hi, who's this? Hi, Joanne. Is Rachel working? It's Monica. Yes, I know I did a horrible thing. Joanna, it's not as simple as all that, ok? No, I don't care what Steve thinks. Hi, Steve.

CAROL: How did we do?

PHOEBE: Oh, I tasted Ben's milk, and Ross freaked out.

ROSS: I did not freak out.

CAROL: Why'd you freak out?

ROSS: Because it's breast milk. It's gross.

CAROL: My breast milk is gross?

SUSAN: This should be fun.

ROSS: No, no, Carol. There's nothing wrong with it. I just don't think breast milk is for adults.

CHANDLER: Of course the packaging does appeal to grown-ups and kids alike.

CAROL: Ross, you're being silly. I've tried it, it's no big deal. Just taste it.

ROSS: That would be no.

PHOEBE: Come on. It doesn't taste bad.

JOEY: Yeah, it's kinda sweet, sorta like, uh--

SUSAN: Cantaloupe juice.

JOEY: Exactly.

ROSS: You've tasted it? You've tasted it.

SUSAN: Uh huh.

ROSS: Oh, you've tasted it.

SUSAN: You can keep saying it, but it won't stop being true.

ROSS: Gimme the bottle. Gimme the towel.

CHANDLER: Howdy.

JOEY: Gimme a box a juice. Well, they switched me over to Hombre.

CHANDLER: Well, maybe it's because of the way you're dressed.

JOEY: Or maybe it's because this guy's doing so good they wanna put more people on it. You should see this guy, Chandler, he goes through two bottles a day.

CHANDLER: What do you care? You're an actor. This is your day job. This isn't supposed to mean anything to you.

JOEY: I know, but, I was the best, you know? I liked being the best. I don't know. Maybe I should just get outta the game. They need guys up in housewares to serve cheese.

CHANDLER: All right, say you do that. You know sooner or later somebody's gonna come along that slices a better cheddar. And then where're you gonna run?

JOEY: Yeah I guess you're right.

CHANDLER: You're damn right I'm right. I say you show this guy what you're made of. I say you stand your ground. I say you show him that you are the baddest hombre west of the lingerie.

JOEY: I'm gonna do it.

CHANDLER: All right. Now go see Miss Kitty and she'll fix you up with a nice hooker.

MONICA: I don't know what else to say.

RACHEL: Well that works out good, because I'm not listening.

MONICA: I feel terrible, I really do.

RACHEL: Oh, I'm sorry, did my back hurt your knife?

MONICA: Rachel, say that I'm friends with her, we spend some time together. Is that so terrible?

RACHEL: Yes.

MONICA: It's that terrible?

RACHEL: Yes. Monica, you don't get it. It's bad enough that she's stolen the guy who might actually be the person that I am supposed to be with, but now, she's actually, but now she's actually stealing you.

MONICA: Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. I mean, you're my...We're, we're...Oh, I love you.

RACHEL: I love you too.

PHOEBE: You guys, um I know that this really doesn't have anything to do with me, but um I love you guys too. Oh, I really needed that.

MONICA: Look, I know that you're in a place right now where you really need to hate Julie's guts, but she didn't do anything wrong. I mean, she was just a girl who met a guy, and now they go out. I really think that if you gave her a chance, you'd like her. Would you just give that a chance, for me?

RACHEL: I'd do anything for you, you know that.

MONICA: I'd do anything for you.

PHOEBE: Wait, wait, wait, wait!

JOEY: Mornin'. I said, mornin'.

TODD: I heard ya.

STORE GUY: All right, everybody, I'm openin' the doors. You boys ready?

TODD: Ready.

JOEY: Yeah, I'm ready.

CUSTOMER: You idiot, you stupid cowboy, you blinded me, I'm suing!

STORE GUY: Oh my god, Todd! What the hell did you do?

TODD: I'm sorry. I am such a doofus. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.

ANNABELLE: My god, what happened?

JOEY: These new kids, they never last. Sooner or later, they all...stop lastin'. Listen, uh, what do you say I buy you that cup of coffee now?

ANNABELLE: Sure.

JULIE: So.

RACHEL: So. I just thought the two of us should hang out for a bit. I mean, you know, we've never really talked. I guess you'd know that, being one of the two of us, though, right?

JULIE: I know, I probably shouldn't even tell you this, but I'm pretty much totally intimidated by you.

RACHEL: Really? Me?

JULIE: Yes. Oh my god, are you kidding? Ross is so crazy about you, and I really wanted you to like me, and, it's probably me being totally paranoid, but I kinda got the feeling that maybe you don't.

RACHEL: Well, you're not totally paranoid.

JULIE: Oy.

RACHEL: Um, ok, uh, oh god, um, when you and uh Ross first started going out, it was really hard for me, um, for many reasons, which I'm not gonna bore you with now, but um, I just, I see how happy he is, you know, and how good you guys are together, and um, Monica's always saying how nice you are, and god I hate it when she's right.

JULIE: Thanks. Hey, listen, would you like to go to a movie sometime or something?

RACHEL: Yeah, that'd be great. I'd love it.

JULIE: I'd love it too. Shoot, I gotta go. So, I'll talk to you later.

RACHEL: All right, Julie. What a manipulative bitch.

END

例2： 【英语搞笑小品要四个人表演的,不要太长,要有中文翻译的剧本,】[英语练习题]

思路提示：

中小学英语剧本文章列表

[中小学英语剧本]龟兔赛跑 佚名 12-06

[中小学英语剧本]Pull up the turnip 佚名 12-06

[中小学英语剧本]远 离 网 吧Keep Away From the Net 佚名 12-06

[中小学英语剧本]The Ugly Duckling 佚名 12-06

[中小学英语剧本]《白雪公主》英语童话剧 佚名 09-18

[中小学英语剧本]AprilFool'sDay 佚名 04-03

[中小学英语剧本]玛菲女儿《吐蕃来使求娶文成公主》（独幕剧） 小吗啡（… 12-08

[中小学英语剧本]英语短剧：The Tortoise and the Hare（龟兔赛跑） 尚丽娟（… 11-27

[中小学英语剧本]英语短剧：The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威） 尚丽娟（… 11-27

[中小学英语剧本]英语童话剧：白雪公主 佚名 11-27

[中小学英语剧本]儿童英语剧本Little Red coat 佚名 11-27

[中小学英语剧本]英语表演剧本--小狮子找食物 佚名 11-27

[中小学英语剧本]英语小品剧本-----小红帽 佚名 11-27

[中小学英语剧本]英文小品The Ants and the Picnic 佚名 11-10

[中小学英语剧本]Jungle Story 张宇 11-10

[中小学英语剧本]The Three Bears 张宇 11-10

[中小学英语剧本]Little Red Riding Hood 张宇 11-10

[中小学英语剧本]Cinderella 张宇 11-10

[中小学英语剧本]Little Duck 佚名 11-10

例3： 英语搞笑小品剧本谁有详细的英语小品剧本,我想要和奥运或童话有关的,

思路提示：

Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)

Preparation: 学校布景,做糖果用桌及相关材料,小贩家布景

Scene1（At Salesman’s home）

N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!

S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示),I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……

Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)

First, put the flour on the table.

Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)

Now press, press……

Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)

Press, press……

Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!

Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……

Now let me cut it into pieces!

One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）

Wow, everything is ready!

糖果钻出来（跳舞）,跳完后,非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…

S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha……

C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)

Scene2（At the school gate）

N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门,看到小贩）

(小贩拉着糖上场,吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……

M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!

A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!

M: Let’s ask him.

A: OK!

C: Don’t buy me!（非常焦急）

M&A: Why?

C: I’m dirty!

M: No, you look nice!

C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)

S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）

M&A: How much are they?

S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）

M&A: Money?(对视)

M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）

A: Me too.

S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开,下场)

M: What can we do now?

A: Let’s ask dad for money.

M: But how to ask?

A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）

M: Good idea!(全部下场)

Scene 3:（At Maggie’s home）

N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看报)

M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK? (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸)

A: And play the guitar for us!

M: We know you play so well!

(爸爸诧异地看着孩子)

D: Oh? What a bright day today!

M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)

D:OKOK! Let’s.

(取吉他,开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?

M&A: Of course!

(开始弹,第一段孩子随节奏起舞,第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话,爸爸停止弹琴.)

D: What’s the matter?

M: Dad, we have no money!

A: Can we have some please?

D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don’t need any more.

M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate.

A: They look so sweet and nice!

M: Other students always buy them!

D: But……You can’t ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..(置之不理,转头看报,孩子回到房间)

M: What shall we do now?

A: Let me think …well, I know!(轻声在Maggie耳边说)

M: Oh, you are so clever! Let’s go.(回到爸爸身边)

M: Dad, I want a new eraser!

A: I want a longer ruler!

M&A: Dad, please!

D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money!

M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮来给爸爸看)

A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出断尺）

D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don’t buy the food at the school gate. It’s unhealthy! Do you know?

M&A: Yes, sir!

D: Here you are !( 给钱)

M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高兴,下场)

N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.

(孩子高兴地买了糖,边吃边回家,小贩下场,孩子到家后肚子痛)

M: Aiyo!……（两人躬着背进场）

A: …….

D: What’s wrong?

M: I’ve a stomachache!

A: Me too!

D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?

M: Yes. We had some candies just now.

A: I had some too!

D: Oh! You’ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don’t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生气）

M: But they look nice!

A: And tastes good!

M&A: Aiyo……

D:Well, Let’s go to the salesman together and have a look!

M&A: OK.

Scene 4: (At the school gate)

N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away.

(正走到校门口,发现警察驱赶校门口的小贩)

P: Hey! You shouldn’t stay here, leave now!

C: Let’s go home, let’s go home! (轻声并拉小贩)

S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And…

C: You are telling a lie! I’m very dirty and unhealthy!

M&A: Dad, it’s him! Aiyo…（指着小贩）

D: He?

(警察走过来问爸爸,朝小孩)

P: What’s the matter with them?

D: They got a stomachache after having his candies.

S: Really? But I’ve never heard of it. And……

P: Stop, stop!(打断小贩) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and don’t sell candies any more.（非常严厉）

S: OK. I know. (羞愧)

C: Let’s go home. Let’s go home.

Policeman(对小孩): Girls, please listen! Don’t buy the candies next time. They are bad for your health.

D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldn’t tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you?

M&A: OK, dad!

P: Let’s take them to the hospital now.

D: OK, Let’s go.

N（出场）: A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon. What’s more, we also hope students themselves can be honest and all the salesmen can be honest as well

例4： 3人的3分钟英文小品,3个女生.要搞笑的,有中文翻译[英语练习题]

思路提示：

　　道具：两把玩具枪.人数：五名男生,三名女生（其中一名稍胖）

　　出场人物：喜羊羊Pleasant Goat 美羊羊Pretty Goat 懒羊羊Lazy Goat 沸羊羊 Force Goat暖羊羊Warm Goat 慢羊羊 Slowly Goat(Village Head)灰太狼 Big Big Wolf 红太狼Red Big Wolf

　　情节对话：

　　（喜羊羊、美羊羊、沸羊羊、懒羊羊、慢羊羊还有暖羊羊在一起；灰太狼和红太狼在旁边隐蔽）

　　喜：What can we play today?

　　美：We have nothing to play.It’s dull!

　　懒：I have a good idea.（睡意朦胧）

　　喜、沸：What idea do you have?（好奇）

　　懒：Let’s sleep!（自信满满）

　　暖、慢：Oh,no!You are very lazy!（无奈指责）

　　灰：Ha!Dear goats,I’m coming!（灰太狼小声→大声,出现在羊面前）

　　美：Ah!Look,Big-big-wolf!Run away!（惊恐了一大跳）

　　（羊们开始逃跑,灰太狼追着美羊羊）

　　灰：Ha-ha!I’m sure that it’s a good and delicious goat!

　　（灰太狼紧追美羊羊）

　　美：Pleasant-goat!Please help me!Help,help,help!（神情紧张）

　　灰：It’s too late!My favourite goat.（十分贪婪,并抓住了美羊羊）

　　喜：Pretty-goat,I have nothing to do.But I’ll save you!

　　（灰太狼抓住了美羊羊后,又开始抓其它羊）

　　懒：Don’t touch me!Help me!（也神情紧张）

　　灰：Ha!Littlefatgoat.I’mhungry now.My wife is waiting for me.Haha!（灰太狼又抓住了懒羊羊,于是逮着懒羊羊,美羊羊走向狼堡,最后进入了狼堡）

　　-------------------地点转换（在狼堡）----------------------------

　　红：Wa!Big big wolf!You are very good!Oh,two goats!（激动）

　　灰:Wife.I’m going to cook them soon!Today we’ll have a super dinner,

　　I’m looking forward to eating goats the first（灰太狼和红太狼准备煮羊）

　　-----------------------地点转换（在青青草原）----------------------

　　慢：What to do?Pleasant-goat,find a way quickly,be quick!（着急）

　　沸：Pleasant goat!Find a way!

　　喜：There’s only one key.Let’s goto wolf’s houseand save them!

　　暖：What?I am very worried about that!It’s too dangerous !

　　（表现出害怕的样子）

　　慢：Ng.This is only one key.I’m wating for you.You must save Pretty-goat and Lazy goat .And this is a special gun.Big-big-wolf won’t move for an hour.Give you,Pleasant goat.（慢羊羊拿出一把枪,深沉地给了喜羊羊）

　　喜：That’s great!Let’s go.Warm goat and Force goat!（握住拳头）

　　暖,沸：Ok,let’s go to wolf’s house!（ 气势磅礴）

　　（喜羊羊它们向狼堡走去；灰太狼与红太狼正得意洋洋）

　　-----------------------地点转换（在狼堡）---------------------------

　　红：Two Little goats.You will finish!I’ll eat you!（贪婪野蛮）

　　美：Oh,no.I believe Pleasant goat can save me!.

例5： 谁有英语小品,最好搞笑点的,急用,不要老套的谢谢我帮人找的，还有没？辛苦了呵呵[英语练习题]

思路提示：

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